Another great post SQL-related post over at TheDailyWTF regarding a, umm, "creative" use of "Stored Procedures":
http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/For-the-Ease-of-Maintenance.aspx
This is from March, so it's a little old, but I just stumbled upon it and found it a bit interesting. I never thought of programming this way before, but it does make sense:
Programming is like a dream