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So, what do you call a Santa that can turn into a wolf?

A Wereclaus.

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# re: So, what do you call a Santa that can turn into a wolf? 4/7/2009 11:53 AM Brian Tkatch

Cute. I got a good chuckle out of that one.

Now, lets be un-funny. In the term were-wolf, were means man. So a part-Santa, part wolf would be a wolf-claus. A were-claus, however, would be part man, part Santa:

SELECT Name FROM People WHERE Alternate_Personality = 'Santa';

So, the question should really be, what do we call people who become Santa at a department store or party.

# re: So, what do you call a Santa that can turn into a wolf? 4/8/2009 7:36 AM Michael Swart

BOOOO!!!!
(secretly I love it)

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