It is March 1st and the first day of DBMS school
The teacher starts off with a role call..
Where the hell is MySQL
[In rushes MySQL, unshaved, hair a mess]
Where have you been MySQL
"Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st"
sp underscore who?
spid1, spid2, spid3....
At the premier of the first ever database movie "The Relational Chainsaw Massacre", the crowd is waiting for the stars to arrive:
The first limousine arrives and out steps Oracle followed by 4 people
Who have you brought along?
I have 4 DBA's in tow. One to install me, one to design the databases, one to administer me and the other to justify the cost.
A second limo arrives and out steps DB2 followed by 40 people
Who have you bought along?
I have 2 DBA's, 2 hardware specialist and 36 consultants.
Another limo arrives and out steps SQL Server all on his own
Why haven't you brought anyone?
I didn't bring anyone because I am easy to install and am basically self managing. But I did bring this URL for sqlteam when the shit hits the fan.
| posted on Thursday, May 27, 2004 12:33 PM