July 2005 Blog Posts

  • How the Universe really began...

    Before time, space and matter, there was the infinite nameless one.. CREATE TABLE TheInfiniteOne(Name VARCHAR(?) PRIMARY KEY, CHECK COUNT(*) = 1) INSERT TheInfiniteOne (Name) VALUES ('Nameless') It was an impossible relation of course because time did not exist.  So he created time. He knew that sooner or later “others” would want to know him so he created several views of himself CREATE VIEW Christianity AS SELECT 'God' FROM TheInfiniteOneCREATE VIEW Muslim AS SELECT 'Allah' FROM TheInfiniteOneCREATE VIEW Buddism AS SELECT 'Buddha' FROM TheInfiniteOneETC... As the views compiled , he realised that something was wrong. How can we distinguish between negative infinity and positive infinity? ...