February 2008 Blog Posts

  • Redneck DBA

    It’s 5:47AM and two things woke me up. The dogs at the dairy next door. Like clockwork except driven by the sun and not adjusted for human convenience. Rumour has it that no “foreign” non-Homo sapien has ever made it half way down the drive-way. It may have no scientific data to back it up, but I take it is a fact. The other is a heifer mowing grass three feet from the bedroom window. A beautiful animal, but get the fuck of my lawn! The 2-wire electric fence must have shorted due to a fallen branch and they have...