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An interesting take on "Stored Procedures" (link)

Another great post SQL-related post over at TheDailyWTF regarding a, umm, "creative" use of "Stored Procedures":

Print | posted on Monday, November 16, 2009 1:42 PM | Filed Under [ Humor Links ]



# re: An interesting take on "Stored Procedures" (link)

It doesn't seem possible that it is real. And if it is real, then I take offense at the person calling him/herself a DBA as no good DBA would ever recommend/promote something like that with all of the security and performance implications.
11/17/2009 1:59 AM | Tara

# re: An interesting take on "Stored Procedures" (link)

Hilarious! Must be lovely working with that DBA! :-)
1/2/2010 4:25 PM | Giammarco Schisani

# re: An interesting take on "Stored Procedures" (link)

Is there any truth to this story? Since I'm not familiar with the %1% syntax. It was written on April Fool, but the ACCT_ID is numeric and its data is passed in as string.

If this syntax works, it actually solves a lot of problems for me since I'm trying to create dynamic ORDERY BY for my paging queries. I can't imagine how the query3 is written though since %1% is not a parameter.
8/17/2010 4:11 PM | Johnny
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