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What If: The Dream Company

What If : The Dream Company
 
Ever wonder what if when it comes to your imaginary corporation where you have an unlimited amount of money to spend on talent?
 
What if...
 
 
 
 
 
 
  • MVJ (Michal Valentine Jones…not sure if that is really his name) he’d be in charge of the final base code. Would be willing to give him a duplicate gate keeper key much like that of Peso’s. He’s the go to guy, the man with an answer to much anything when it comes to SQL. He’d come up with weird functions that handle dates…reusable code…ya the weird stuff that just seems to work!
 
  • Kristen (http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=10539) the Director of the company.  Ahh he makes the big bucks..but he’s well worth it.  He steers the company in the direction of success…well most of the time.  He’s been known for making programmers happy (which just doesn’t sound right).  He actually made a couple of Mladen’s group laugh!  He writes clean code…but he’s too good for that now.  Sometimes MVJ gets frustrated with code he’s inventing, but putting him in the same office with Kristen and Peso he always comes out with a monster that works. But don’t piss Kristen off or you might become a twit: http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=69568
 
  • Jezemine (http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=24731) he would be the central brain of the entire company. The guy is brilliant IMHO. He’s like the Einstein of today (ok not that much but still he knows his stuff). He’s written some nice database documentation tool called SQLSpec http://www.elsasoft.org/. Of course the company would take ownership of it ;) (just kidding). Along with his brain he’d be in charge of the documentation support of the company. His role is essential to our customer base. Without him our customers are lost and frustrated. Him and Peso seem to find speed as a good topic to discuss when it comes to SQL: http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=93911
 
  • Graz…good ol graz…the one that put everyone together in one room. He insisted that it would work out…success comes with patience and hard work he would always say. He’s the heart of the corporation and when the heart stops we’re in for some trouble. Graz also runs many of the presentations and brings in special guests to help our developers and our customers as well!
 
We’d hire some major players as well guys / gals like:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
We’d be a lot like google minus those colors and the lava lamps. Work environment would include jeans, tshirts, pajamas, and even shorts. Roller blading / biking to work would be an option. We’d all have lunch together … maybe Emerald would cook! We’d all become rich too…our stock options would supersede our pay rates just some day.
 
Maybe just maybe…Of course affording all of you would probably be impossible…but then again it’s just a dream.

Print | posted on Monday, December 17, 2007 11:07 AM | Filed Under [ Other ]

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# re: What If: The Dream Company

HAHAHAHA!
hats off jon! awsome!
12/17/2007 11:20 AM | Mladen
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Hey

Thats awesome Jon.. that was a good read after 4 weeks of 70+ hours/wk.
12/17/2007 12:01 PM | Dinakar
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# re: What If: The Dream Company

Btw, when all these folks are doing the work, what are you gonna be doing? crusing in the carribean?
12/17/2007 12:12 PM | Dinakar
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# re: What If: The Dream Company

Haha...I think the better thing to say is once all the work is done (a milestone say)...we'd all go to the carribean.
As for me...no I'd definately be helping out :-).
12/17/2007 12:14 PM | Jon
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# re: What If: The Dream Company

he'd be prettifying things!!
12/17/2007 12:24 PM | Mladen
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# re: What If: The Dream Company

I am not that expensive you might think I am :-)
12/17/2007 3:24 PM | Peso
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# re: What If: The Dream Company

That's cool Jon!

Merry X-Mas :)
12/17/2007 5:26 PM | rockmoose
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# re: What If: The Dream Company

I can't believe I made this list. what do I win? I hope it's a free vial of quick fix!!
12/17/2007 7:14 PM | Jesse
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# re: What If: The Dream Company


Fantastic jon

May your dream come true [:)]
12/18/2007 1:58 AM | Madhivanan
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