I found this in my travels today, and had to share it. Apparently it is a true story :)
A visiting minister during the offertory prayer:
"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on hisupturned face,"without you we are but dust..."
He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl (who was listening carefully for a change!) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice,"Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?"
Church was pretty much over at that point..
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