May 2005 Blog Posts

  • Butt Dust?

    I found this in my travels today, and had to share it.  Apparently it is a true story :) A visiting minister during the offertory prayer: "Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on hisupturned face,"without you we are but dust..." He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl (who was listening carefully for a change!) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice,"Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?" Church was pretty much over at that point.. Original URL: