Derrick Leggett Blog

Ramblings, grumblings, and other nonintelligible nonsense about SQL Server.

Oracle and jhermiz

Oracle and jhermiz This has been a test of absolutely nothing. I do believe this might be the most ridiculously stupid blog post I ever make. :) Legacy Comments Brett (Not just a Number. Read more →

<b>SOX Auditing Companies SUCK!!!!</b>

Just gotta rant for a second. (I know it's hard to believe.) There are only a few approved SOX auditing companies out there currently. The law is so broad in scope, yet undefined, that auditing companies really have no idea what they are auditing for. Read more →


We are currently putting processes in place to comply with the Deloitte & Touche interpretation of Sarbanes-Oxley for our internal audit department, and for certification of compliance with Deloitte & Touche. Read more →

A table with a mind of it's own.

I ran across something today I have never encountered in SQL Server 2000; and thought I would share it with the poor souls unfortunate enough to read my blog. We had a process at work that was taking several hours to run (mainly because the stored procedures are written like crap), and about 5 days ago just stopped working. Read more →

Vendors….We shall slay them and take their precious.

Does anyone else have problems with lying, cheating, stealing vendors promising the world and delivering nothing??? We've been dealing with E&& for several months now and I can't say I've ever been more disappointed in a vendor that hires sales staff who know absolutely nothing about how the product REALLY WORKS. Read more →