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Butt Dust?

I found this in my travels today, and had to share it.  Apparently it is a true story :)

A visiting minister during the offertory prayer:

"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his
upturned face,"without you we are but dust..."

He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little
girl (who was listening carefully for a change!) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice,"Mommy, WHAT
is butt dust?"

Church was pretty much over at that point..

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