…or I guess it could be any platform.. Webcast/Conf Call on Monday…IBM Rep after 3 hours…I piped in… X002548: "ummm, excuse me, so are you saying that XML database models outperforms the relational model?
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At first I thought it was a Suzuki...
http://www.edmunds.com/new/suzuki/index.html?mktcat=makemodel-suzuki&kw=suzuki+sidekick&mktid=ga471651
I was like, Damn they left their suzuki in a taxi...wait, let me read that again..So this is what it is
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W.O. Shuttle Service Hotline Number: 973-325-4183
Jitney Schedules Well it looks like this blog entry is being spammed to death in the comments. I will update the blog section as required, and until I can clean up the hundreds of spam, we will have to leave it as is.
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Now that you're all making me extremely jealous, did anyone think to bring a camera along?
I want some pix of the conference and the hotel. Anyone?
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Mark
2005-09-29
re: PASS 2005 Yeah, Brett, I've got a camera.
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Wow did I hit a nerve? In Fair or Fowl I asked what people thought of someone who republishes an article, acts like they made the world a better place with their so called advice, even though a team of people took the time and energy to explain a proper methodology, which was only parroted by said poster.
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Since, I'm tired of retyping this...If you want to get an answer fast about a database question (doesn't matter the platform) and it's sql related....Do this
Please state your problem in the context of a business requirement.
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No Kidding...I should have guessed that Bill was one. There's a boat load of MVPs. Let's see who we know. OK so 85 ain't a boat load.
I know or have spoken with
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I think I'll have the Chardonay with that.
But I don't know what to think when Fabian Pascal makes a reference to SQLTeam
http://www.tdan.com/sms_issue31.htm
And doesn't reference the responses in that thread
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XML RANT
EDIT: 1/12/2005 Hey Look! An Official He-Man XML Haters Club Thread
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=44577
Until someone can post some reason why XML in SQL Server is a good thing, I'm starting this Official XML Ranting Post.
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Bonnie and Clyde would have been better. Who thinks these names up anyway.
Sooooooo...I pack the family in the car and drive to Floridaze...I'm there 4 days and bang! Bonnie comes chugging up the West Coast.
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I just had to post this...
http://www.dbforums.com/t1001863.html
And as far as Thanks Go, It's to SQLTeam...
Best G-damn site on the planet
Rob, Nigel, Damain, Arthur, Bill, Tara...Damn the list is too long.
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From a SQLTeam freind, Thanks Duane
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=9857
QA Needs to be set to text mode and font courier
SET NOCOUNT ON
DECLARE @InpString VARCHAR(4000)DECLARE @CharCT INTDECLARE @PrevY INTDECLARE @CurrX INTDECLARE @CurrY INTDECLARE @InpRow VARCHAR(4000)DECLARE @RowCT INT
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CREATE FUNCTION Weekend (@Date Datetime)RETURNS datetimeASBEGINDECLARE @Weekend datetime
IF (SELECT 6-DATEPART(dw,@Date)) < 0 BEGIN SELECT @Weekend = CONVERT(datetime , CONVERT(varchar(10) , (DATEADD(dd , 13-DATEPART(dw,@Date) , @date)), 120) + ' 17:00:00') END ELSE BEGIN--Handles Friday itselfIF (SELECT 6-DATEPART(dw,@Date)) = 0 BEGIN --for after 1700 but before midnight IF (SELECT DATEDIFF(ss, @date , CONVERT(datetime, CONVERT(varchar(10) , @Date, 120)) + ' 17:00:00')) < 0 BEGIN SELECT @Weekend = CONVERT(datetime , CONVERT(varchar(10) , (DATEADD(dd, 13-DATEPART(dw,@Date) , @date)), 120) + ' 17:00:00') END ELSE --for before 1700 on Friday BEGIN SELECT @Weekend = CONVERT(datetime , CONVERT(varchar(10), @Date, 120) + ' 17:00:00') END END ELSE --Handles days before Friday BEGIN SELECT @Weekend = CONVERT(datetime , CONVERT(varchar(10) , (DATEADD(dd, 6-DATEPART(dw,@Date) , @Date)), 120) + ' 17:00:00') ENDENDReturn @WeekendENDGO
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SamC
2004-01-31
re: Customers! Not to mention IT Staff! Is this strip resonating with a personal experience? ;-)
Sam
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OK, How did Rob Alter his BLOG..very cool...right now I'm counting lines of code... Why? Because...someone hired Deloitte and Touche..
Anyway..back to the important things in life: The Perfect Margarita 1) Fill shaker with broken cubed ice 2) Squeeze 2 fresh lime wedges into shaker 3) Add 2 oz.
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Hey, my first BLOG.
Hope I can post some interesting and useful stuff here.
Let's see…where is that Margarita recipe…
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SamC
2004-01-30
re: Welcome!
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